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Star wars ascii art

Posted 2011-06-11 10:13:32 | Views: 25,394
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Apple's new HQ

Posted 2011-06-10 18:11:29 | Views: 16,831

Apple's New Headquarters

Steve Jobs presents his proposal for a new Apple Campus to the Cupertino City Council.   The presentation was recorded Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at the Cupertino Community Hall.


I want a Lunar Rover aka moon buggy,

Posted 2011-06-08 20:23:00 | Views: 20,413

moon buggy


How to grill pizza

Posted 2011-06-05 19:10:00 | Views: 16,672

The best home made pizza EVER!!!

My cousin David saw this on TV, heard it from a friend or whatever but he had this idea of making pizza on the grill. At first I just pictured a pizza that substituted tomato with BBQ sauce. When he explained it I was like “Shit that’s awesome!”

So the idea is simple, make a pizza on the grill.

Ingredients
Dough
PAM Cooking Spray
Tomato Sauce
Good Glorious Cheese
Toppings

Tip. Just head to the bakery section in your supermarket and ask them for some raw dough. I'll save you the hassle and cost like 70 cent.

So this is how it went down

  1. First he played pizza guy and threw the dough up in the air, rolled out the dough into a crappie circle and headed outside.

  2. PAMed that sucker up. I guess if you want to be Mr. Italian he could have used some authentic extra virgin olive oil but this is America...

  3. Usually pizza recipes tell you to knead out the air from the dough but we actually found the bubbles to make the pizza taste better. Later on when making another and kneaded the hell out of the dough it didn't taste as awesome. 

  4. When he flipped over the dough it looked like a enormous pita bread! 

  5. Then the tomato sauce and cheese was added. Close the grill and wait for about 3 mins or til the cheese looks perfect.


Hands down the best pizza made at home, the crust was perfect! The holy grail in pizza making: Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. It was pizza heaven! Just check out the pictures, they speak for themselves!

Give it a try and let me know what you guys think!


Another cool reason I love Alaska Airlines!

Posted 2011-05-28 15:43:00 | Views: 19,829

are the new flight manuals on

I first rode Alaska air (2005-ish) on my first of many trips to Seattle and they are awesome. The crew was awesome and they had these digeplayer things that you could rent for 10 bucks. It was basically a hard drive with a display that had a ton of movies and tv shows. This was back in the day and I was really impressed. 

Great people + awesome technology = an awesome airline!

Alaska Air

iPads

The FAA has approved the iPad for flight charts and maps and now Alaska Air is hopping on board!

New Muppets movie - "Green With Envy" - Trailer

Posted 2011-05-23 21:12:08 | Views: 21,005

Oh Yeah the Muppets are back! Via Disney


Never admit failure, more so when you're a crazy

Posted 2011-05-23 19:54:42 | Views: 19,294

"Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence."
— Harold Camping


End of times?

Posted 2011-05-20 20:25:08 | Views: 19,678

Its the end of the world

on May 21, 2011 around 6pm ;)


Imagine this was your house!!!

Posted 2011-05-19 22:14:46 | Views: 19,363

Mississippi Floodwaters!

This is crazy! This guy isnt going anywhere!

 via the Atlantic


How to use Ownzee

Posted 2011-05-15 13:33:38 | Views: 19,357

Holy Cow Look at this thing... haha


Super Secret Stealth Helicopter That Was Used to Catch Bin Laden…

Posted 2011-05-04 19:41:52 | Views: 21,713

What Kind of Helicopter is This?!?

This is straight out of the awesome book... Apparently a new kind of super secret stealth helicopter was used in the raid to catch Bin Laden. I know I’ve never seen a tail of a helicopter that looks like this.


Osama Bin Laden Killed!

Posted 2011-05-01 20:01:16 | Views: 18,695

God Bless America


Code, or DIE!

Posted 2011-04-30 23:32:00 | Views: 19,366

I'm de kooning in nyc

Posted 2011-04-30 23:16:51 | Views: 17,931

“I might work on a painting for a month, but it has to look like I painted it in a minute.”

De Kooning quote on painting


Scroll Clock

Posted 2011-04-24 18:10:26 | Views: 19,174